Other people put off all their finals and get it all done in one day but here I am
people get so caught up on one small thing they don’t like, like their nose or something
things like salt and baking powder go into a cake and those things are gross alone but the cake is pretty damn delicious
this is the most confidence boosting text post i’ve ever read
like honestly, sleeping next to someone is the nicest thing. like when you half wake up at 4am and squeeze them or they move in tighter to you. lovely.
my general reaction to boys is nonONononoNONONONONonONON but in a very yesyesyeSYyESYyeS way
how do you do-ooh ooh i thought na na na na na na
just me and you and then we can na na na na
just like before and you will sing na na na na
please give me more and you
HOW DO YOU DO
Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
did you major in booty math